So I was thinking about this the other day...right now is about as far flung as my immediate family can get:
I am in Seattle
Jay is in Afghanistan
Nicole is in North Carolina
Jon is in Japan
My folks are in Wisconsin.
Until someone moves to Antartica, that's about as far away as we can get! You'd think we all hate each other's guts or something.
UPDATE: Jay is now in Germany. Intact. (According to him.)